
Quantity | Price per item | Discount |
2 items | $185.00 | 1% off |
10 items | $180.00 | 4% off |
The perfect energy product with a novel appearance! Catch your customers eye with this classic look to a new energy product!
Want a boost? Try BUMP! Bump comes in Vial Singles, our Counter Topper of Little Jars.
CAFFEINE, INOSITOL, KANNA, LIDOCAINE
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Caffeine, Inositol, Kana, Lidocaine
Meet this indigenous South African plant with centuries of healing tradition behind it. Kanna is what folks want when looking for a natural way to boost their mood and reduce anxiety.
Sceletium tortuosum, or Kanna has been used for generations by South Africa's Khoisan people.
Valued for its calming and mind-clearing properties; Kanna is commonly consumed in various forms, including chewing the raw plant material, brewing it into a tea, or ingesting it as a powder or crafting extract. It's often used to reduce anxiety, alleviate stress, and promote relaxation. Due to its reported euphoric effects, some use Kanna as an alternative to recreational intoxicants.
Today, it's gaining popularity as a natural alternative to recreational drugs. Thanks to Kanna's palette of alkaloids, including mesembrine, it is blissfully motivating compared to its companion caffeine.
Compared to caffeine's energetic properties, BUMP is going to keep your serotonin around longer. Turning that serotonin in your receptors into a happy little game of tennis!
Why does a game of serotonin tennis matter?
-Research suggests that Kanna naturally boosts serotonin reuptake, reducing stress and promoting cognitive function. Users report feeling calmer, happier, and more content within hours of consumption.
Mesembrine, Kanna's primary phytochemical known as a serotonin reuptake inhibitor (SRI), meaning it prevents the reabsorption of serotonin in the brain, leading to increased levels of serotonin in synaptic spaces. In other words, your brain gets hold of happiness!
Given the idea, Serotonin is a neurotransmitter, often referred to as the "feel-good" neurotransmitter, that plays a crucial role in regulating mood, emotions, cognition, and behavior. It is involved in various physiological processes throughout the body. Maintaining low-stress levels should also help maintain low cortisol levels. Cortisol is known for being detrimental to memory and cognitive function. It is good for high-stress and traumatic situations, but not for working folks.
We need the energy of caffeine but we don't need the psychological stress it. Most of us are so used to the stress, that we don't even recognize it anymore. Kanna is here to help.
Pairing Kanna with Caffeine is all it took to create a profoundly effective and novel product. A true homage to the insight of our ancestors brewing teas of many herbs.
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